Hi I’m The-Womanifesto from Tumblr and I’m your Miss America.
I actually watched Miss America for the first time in my life last night because I was in a hotel room with my mother and she had the remote. The question and answer portion was as vapid as expected from all of them except Miss Arizona. Clearly, my Tumblr followers can answer these much better. So post in my ask and tell me how YOU would answer these questions if you were standing in front of a national audience in your bikini under the guise of an empowering scholarship opportunity.
The (paraphrased) Miss America 2012 questions:
1. Should a person representing an organization (aka Miss America) declare her political views?
2. Should the government step in because all of our kids are fat?
3. We have to talk about Tim Tebow some more. He’s mega-religious, but should he be pushing it so much since he’s a public figure?
4. What do you think of Occupy Wall Street?
5. Is “Teen Mom” giving kids the wrong message?
My answers:
1. Miss America isn’t supposed to be married, right? So how can she have political views if she doesn’t have a husband to give them to her, duh! I guess she could go off of her father’s for now, but maybe it’s just best if she doesn’t have them at all.
2. Keep the government out of our business. If someone isn’t educated about eating healthy and doesn’t have access to healthy food for their kids, why did they have sex in the first place?
3. We’re a Christian nation and football is a Christian sport so all players should be like Tebow. Let’s talk about him and his religion for at least 6 more months.
4. Uuuhh hello, why don’t they just, like, go do something about it instead of whining all the time. Ever heard of a job application?
5. I think it’s 14-year-old girls’ responsibility to know that what they’re watching isn’t how they should be behaving. I mean, we of course shouldn’t be talking to them about sex and how to be safe because they’re too young for that stuff, but letting them watch a harmless tv show isn’t going to get them instantly pregnant!
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